CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Gasping in Desert
In the span of merely three hours, DONALIEN TRUMP experienced what most projects pray takes years—a meteoric rise followed by the sudden realization that liquidity pools are rather essential for survival. The creature's 255% price surge, though initially promising, masked a far more sinister truth: fifty-four holders, sixty-four percent concentrated in the top ten, all watching a $0 liquidity pool with the dawning horror of passengers on the Titanic discovering there are no lifeboats.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It was great while it lasted—approximately the time it takes to make toast."