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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Launch

Here we observe the Staring Shoebill in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it has achieved the remarkable feat of reaching full maturity in mere hours before expiring. With zero liquidity and a top ten that controls nearly two-thirds of all supply, this creature never stood a chance; it is a textbook example of predator and prey existing in the same taxonomic class. One might say it died as it lived: staring blankly into the void.