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Newborn Token Exhibits Suspicious Vitality Signs

In the predawn hours of its existence, Gamja demonstrates the frenetic energy of a creature that has consumed far too much stimulant. Born mere moments ago with mint and freeze authorities already severed—a self-inflicted castration, if you will—this Korean potato has somehow convinced 564 individuals to part with $143,000 in a single day. One observes the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump in its infancy: astronomical gains, paper-thin liquidity, and a top 10 wielding over a third of all supply like wolves circling a lamb.