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The God Of Claude's Tragic Two-Hour Demise

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the pump-and-dump variety, born merely two hours ago and already experiencing what can only be described as a catastrophic existential crisis. Despite the removal of mint and freeze authorities—a futile gesture of legitimacy—this deity rapidly discovered that godhood means little when 68.6% of your congregation holds the exit door. The token has hemorrhaged 77% of its value in a single day, a velocity of collapse typically reserved for celestial bodies entering the atmosphere.