CAUSE OF DEATH
Smilecat: Born Gasping, Died Grinning
In the beginning, there was Smilecat—a creature so newborn it hadn't yet dried from the amniotic fluid of the blockchain. With a liquidity pool of precisely nothing and ninety-four percent of its meager existence concentrated in the paws of ten holders, this feline suffered from a fatal case of mathematical inevitability. One can almost hear the faint mewing as it expired, unloved and utterly predictable, within hours of drawing its first breath.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"Here lies Smilecat, whose grin was merely a death rictus—a monument to the principle that if something smells like a rug pull and walks like a rug pull, it's probably a rug pull."
