CAUSE OF DEATH
He Poos, He Sees, He Dies Instantly
In the primordial swamps of Solana, a peculiar specimen emerged, lived, and expired—all within the span of a single solar rotation. Two holders clutched their worthless tokens like desperate survivors, watching as liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew in the African savanna. A textbook predator-and-prey relationship, though in this case, both were equally doomed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant mortality from liquidity extinction
EPITAPH
"Born at dawn, dead by noon—a brief, pungent reminder that even on Solana, some things truly are worthless."
