CAUSE OF DEATH
Chad Judge: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe Chad Judge—a creature that never drew its first breath before expiring. With merely three holders controlling the entire population and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew under the African sun, this token's existence was less a life and more a grotesque simulation of one.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity drainage and complete holder concentration
EPITAPH
"It had a 0-hour lifespan and still managed to disappoint everyone involved."
