CAUSE OF DEATH
Epple's One-Hour Descent Into Financial Oblivion
In the vast ecosystem of Solana, a curious specimen emerged—epple—born mere hours ago with all the promise of a freshly minted token. Yet as we observe its lifecycle compress into a single tragic afternoon, we witness nature's harshest lesson: a 75% price collapse whilst whales feast upon the carcass of retail hope, their combined 53.6% stake a predator's claw upon dying flesh.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic pump-and-dump orchestrated cannibalism
EPITAPH
"It lived for sixty minutes. It died for a thousand bag holders' tears."