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Wet Money Drowns in Its Own Liquidity

Here we observe the Wet Money specimen in its final throes, a mere five days into its brief existence. Like a mayfly at a funeral, it achieved the remarkable feat of decentralization only after the whales had already gorged themselves, leaving behind a hollowed husk of $3,142 in liquidity and the faint echo of a dream. The mint authority lies revoked on the autopsy table—a mercy killing, one might say.