PokéBomber8j9CPCFFXHpHARjEqyNNe6diPkBoebqGP3a38aXfpump

$PokéBomber8j9C..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Premature death by unsustainable euphoria

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

90/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$154.9K

+146.0% · 24h

Liquidity

$28.7K

Volume 24h

$332.4K

Holders

3,000

FDV

$1.97B

Price USD

$1.97e-6

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

6X4r..eK64 ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Pokémon's Explosive Debut Defies Gravity

Here we observe a peculiar specimen—merely an hour old, yet already exhibiting the manic energy of a thousand caffeine-addled traders. Its 146% price ascent suggests the market has mistaken speculation for substance, a common delusion in the cryptocurrency savanna. One must admire the audacity: authorities revoked, liquidity modest, holders sparse, and yet the beast thrashes with $332k in daily volume—a creature living entirely on borrowed momentum.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Thin but live

$28.7K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$332.4K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 2.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Premature death by unsustainable euphoria

Patient Note

Born at 9:00 AM, dead by lunch—a true testament to the DeFi circle of life.

Holders

§ 04 · 3,000 wallets

Top 1

0.5%

Top 5

2.6%

Top 10

5.0%

01Dtoc...YY4N0.53%

025ucM...N5iG0.51%

038H1S...c8qk0.51%

04D5GG...USKt0.51%

05E7rP...DgDN0.51%

062QTK...j54L0.50%

07EhoL...i1uA0.50%

083pEN...V4ok0.50%

092C7t...6qoz0.49%

107jHA...LwGR0.48%