CAUSE OF DEATH
AIGENSYN: Four Hours to Financial Extinction
Here we observe a particularly tragic specimen of the memecoin genus—a creature that achieved sentience, briefly, before plummeting into the abyss. With zero liquidity and eight trembling holders clinging to digital vapor, AIGENSYN's death was less a fall than a gentle dissipation into the void, much like a soap bubble meeting a porcupine.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic liquidity evaporation and holder concentration
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of immortality: revoked authorities, token scarcity, and a four-hour lifespan. Nature's way of saying no."