CAUSE OF DEATH
Don't Buy: A Stillborn Financial Tragedy
Here we observe the Don't Buy token in its natural state—freshly minted, already deceased. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a newborn fawn, it was promptly consumed entirely by its four parental holders, leaving naught but a $166.54 carcass and the bitter stench of inevitability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant concentration necrosis with zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It arrived without fanfare, departed without witnesses, and left behind only the question: did it ever truly exist?"
