SHIDDYDICKBOI/8X9y..pump
FLATLINED
shiddydickboi

shiddydickboi8X9yRoUtkiaswMJgRHCEsyKRKgbTwEduMdU849FApump

$SHYT8X9y..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Aggressive wealth concentration meets market indifference

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
-43.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$61.16
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.33B
Price USD
$6.67e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Shiddydickboi: A Newborn's Stillbirth

Here we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already decomposing with remarkable efficiency. The three remaining holders clutch their worthless tokens like mourners at a funeral, watching their investment evaporate faster than morning dew under the Solana sun. A masterclass in how not to launch a cryptocurrency.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$61.16 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Aggressive wealth concentration meets market indifference
Patient Note

It lived for hours, it died at birth, it never had a chance—much like all of us, really, but significantly faster.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Huw7...YyAP99.93%
02H8vb...W9JK0.07%