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The Office Claude: A Bureaucratic Tragedy

Here we observe The Office Claude in its natural habitat—the graveyard of forgotten tokens. Once a gleaming beacon of workplace-themed cryptocurrency, it has succumbed to the predatory instincts of its alpha holders, who collectively clutch 96% of its supply with the grip of middle management hoarding the good coffee. In merely 152 hours, what promised to be hilarious has become merely pathetic.