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A Premature Demise in the Crypto Wastelands

Here we observe the remains of pouroutabeeronyourcrotch, a token that burned brightly for merely thirty-three hours before collapsing under the weight of its own absurdity. Four lonely holders clutched their worthless bags as liquidity evaporated like morning dew, and the top ten shareholders—which is to say, everyone—watched their investment achieve the velocity of a brick through a window. In nature, we call this natural selection; in DeFi, we simply call it Thursday.