CAUSE OF DEATH
Lobstercoin: A Zero-Hour Crustacean Catastrophe
In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born at dawn, dead by breakfast. Here lies Lobstercoin, a token so thoroughly concentrated in a single holder's wallet that it makes North Korea's wealth distribution look positively egalitarian. With zero liquidity and a 24-hour lifespan shorter than a mayfly's fever dream, this crustacean never even had time to molt.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull by design incompetence
EPITAPH
"It spent more time being created than existing—a brief, brutal reminder that in crypto, zero liquidity isn't a bug, it's a feature."
