GHANAIAN WITCH DOCTOR/8Ndg..pump
CRITICAL
Ghanaian Witch Doctor

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$BONSAM8Ndg..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets pump-and-dump thermodynamics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
58/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$4.0K
-30.8% · 24h
Liquidity
$4.5K
Volume 24h
$3.5K
Holders
53
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$3.93B
Price USD
$3.93e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Witch Doctor's Curse: One Hour to Oblivion

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the BONSAM token—a creature born mere moments ago, already convulsing through a 484% price spasm before expiring. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it achieved the remarkable feat of generating $32,000 in volume while maintaining precisely zero liquidity, a financial perpetual motion machine powered entirely by hope and mathematical impossibility. The authorities have been revoked, the holders consolidated among the chosen few, and the beast gasps its final breath.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$4.5K pool depth.
Activity
Sparse
$3.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 70.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets pump-and-dump thermodynamics
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left no exit strategy—much like all of us, really.

Holders

§ 04 · 53 wallets
Top 1
55.8%
Top 5
70.5%
Top 10
80.7%
017kJH...aEkx55.75%
0291EH...J3dV6.57%
0389EC...cZxd3.42%
04Eapp...NChm2.37%
05FCoN...r7GUAUTOPSY2.34%
06Drnu...YfMn2.32%
07VJSD...Usy1AUTOPSY2.31%
083rJN...ofgs2.12%
09D73A...LJVe1.79%
10tedd...cPxmAUTOPSY1.73%