YANKEEDOODLE/8L2K..pump
FLATLINED
YankeeDoodle

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8L2K..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation at launch

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$6.1K
+176.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$117.94
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$12.14B
Price USD
$6.07e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

YankeeDoodle: A Newborn's Stillbirth in Real Time

In the waning moments of its existence, YankeeDoodle achieved what few tokens manage: the remarkable feat of being dead before it was truly alive. Born mere hours ago with all the hallmarks of a promising venture—revoked authorities, the works—it proceeded to execute a masterclass in financial self-immolation, transforming $117.94 of volume into a cautionary tale. One observes, with scientific detachment, how two holders casually divvied up 100% of supply between them, as if participating in the blockchain's most transparent game of musical chairs.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$117.94 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity evaporation at launch
Patient Note

It lived 0 hours and achieved everything: decentralization, authority revocation, and complete irrelevance—a trifecta few aspire to.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
50.5%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY50.51%
028chQ...f3L149.49%