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Mayhem Rocket: A Zero-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the Mayhem Rocket in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it lived a brief and spectacularly violent existence. Born mere moments ago, it achieved a remarkable 737% price swing before succumbing to the inevitability of its design: seven holders controlling everything, liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the savanna, and a trading volume that couldn't sustain a coffee habit. A cautionary tale of how even revoking all authority cannot save one from the fundamental predator of all pump-and-dumps: mathematics itself.