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ICEHANDS: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the frozen tundra of Solana's blockchain, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already flatlined with the vitality of a thawed mammoth. The 192% price volatility suggests not enthusiasm, but rather the frantic convulsions of a dying animal. With zero liquidity and ten whales clutching 62% of its carcass, ICEHANDS expired before its first sunrise, a victim of its own architectural incompetence.