CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the vast savannah of the Solana blockchain, we observe a truly remarkable specimen: a token that achieved the rare distinction of dying before it was even born. With three holders controlling the entirety of its meager existence and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew under the African sun, MAYHEM NEEDS GAS experienced what one might generously call a 'flash crash'—though 'flash' implies it burned brightly first.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity drainage, zero holders distribution
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours, died for no reason, and left $20.23 in volume as its only monument to ambition."
