CAUSE OF DEATH
Mayhemfunny: Born, Pumped, Dumped, Deceased
In its first hour of existence, mayhemfunny experienced what can only be described as a financial extinction event—a 95.6% collapse so severe that even its three remaining holders are contemplating archaeological excavation of their wallets. Like a mayfly on Wall Street, this token lived fast, died young, and left behind only the faintest trace of $4,296 in volume and three very confused investors.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Coordinated exit by whale concentration
EPITAPH
"It was funny while it lasted—mostly because nobody saw it coming, and three people are still trying to figure out what happened."
