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Catboose: A One-Hour Miracle That Wasn't

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the Catboose token in its final moments—a creature that achieved a spectacular 187% gain whilst simultaneously possessing zero liquidity, a biological impossibility that nature abhors. The beast, merely an hour old, was strangled by its own top holders who clutched 73% of its circulating supply like territorial lions over fresh kill. With authorities revoked and exit liquidity nonexistent, holders now discover they are not investors, but rather passengers on a spacecraft with no landing gear.