CAUSE OF DEATH
Nine Holders Enter, Zero Leave Alive
In the beginning, there was PUMPHOUSEPLAY—a token so young it hadn't yet developed the cognitive ability to survive. Within a mere hour of its genesis, liquidity evaporated like morning dew under the Saharan sun, leaving behind only nine bewildered holders and the acrid smell of financial catastrophe. The top ten holders owned everything, which is to say, the top nine owned everything, a mathematical tragedy worthy of its own footnote in the annals of blockchain folly.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity drainage, extreme concentration, neonatal rug pull
EPITAPH
"It died as it lived: spectacularly, mysteriously, and within sixty minutes of conception."