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Newborn Token Dies of Success, Ironically

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we witness the Infinite Solana Rewards—a creature born mere hours ago, already displaying the feverish vital signs of a 1142% price spike. Like a mayfly that achieved enlightenment at sunset, it burned brilliantly before the market's indifferent hand closed around it. The authorities have been revoked, the holders concentrated like a gathering storm, and the volume suggests someone, somewhere, is about to learn an expensive lesson about mathematics.