CAUSE OF DEATH
Plakoro's Miraculous Survival Against All Odds
And here we witness a most peculiar specimen—a token that defies the natural order of crypto collapse. With its authorities revoked and distribution consolidated among the fortunate few, Plakoro exhibits the paradoxical vitality of a creature that ought, by every ecological principle, to be extinct. Yet it persists, trading hands with the frantic energy of a drowning man clutching driftwood.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Not yet deceased, merely circling drain
EPITAPH
"It lived to see another day, which is either a miracle or proof that natural selection is taking a prolonged coffee break."