CAUSE OF DEATH
BENZ: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest
In the savage ecosystem of Solana, BENZ emerged into the world at precisely zero hours old, only to experience a catastrophic 73.6% hemorrhage within its first day of existence. The creature's circulatory system—its liquidity—evaporated entirely, leaving merely two holders clinging to digital wreckage in a tomb of their own making. A textbook example of nature's cruelest efficiency: life, death, and complete financial obliteration, all before the sun had properly set.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rugpull with zero liquidity drainage
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and still managed to underperform most human relationships."
