CAUSE OF DEATH
Four Whales, One Hour, Total Extinction
In the frozen tundra of the blockchain, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already exhibiting the advanced necrosis of a decade-old rugpull. With four holders commanding one hundred percent of supply, this token's fate was sealed before its first heartbeat, a masterclass in centralized predation masquerading as decentralization.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute whale concentration and instant obsolescence
EPITAPH
"Here lies SOL: revoked authorities couldn't revoke the obvious—that this was always a monument to four people's lunch money."
