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Newborn Token Dies of Acute Concentration Syndrome

In its mere infancy, The Rise of the Degen experienced what can only be described as a catastrophic loss of faith—a 94.6% evaporation in mere hours, as if the market itself had suddenly remembered it was dealing with a token born just moments prior. With 97.7% of supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a democratized financial instrument and more a poorly disguised exit liquidity vehicle. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities proved merely cosmetic—akin to a surgeon polishing the scalpel while the patient flatlines.