CAUSE OF DEATH
Baby.fun: Born Dead, Died Immediately
In the frozen tundra of Solana's memecoin graveyard, we observe baby.fun—a creature that never quite drew breath. With a single holder commanding absolute dominion and liquidity evaporating like morning dew under a merciless sun, this token's lifespan measured in mere hours represents nature's most efficient form of financial selection. The revocation of all authorities suggests even its creator knew what we all now understand: this was stillborn from conception.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull via mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"It had zero liquidity, one holder, and infinite optimism—two out of three isn't enough."
