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Popgarettes: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe the popgarettes token—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With but four holders controlling its entire existence and zero liquidity to sustain it, this token experienced a violent 113% price swing in twenty-four hours, much like a dying animal's final convulsions. One can only assume the authorities were revoked in hopes of preventing further suffering.