CAUSE OF DEATH
Kitten's Ninety-Minute Fever Dream Ends
In the savage ecosystem of decentralized finance, the White Kitten Crew experienced what we might generously call a 'catastrophic growth event'—a 449% surge in mere hours, a biological impossibility that nature reserves only for pump-and-dump schemes and the truly delusional. Like a mayfly that somehow convinced itself it would live forever, this feline-themed token burned brilliantly for exactly one hour before discovering that revoked authorities and $38K in liquidity cannot, in fact, sustain the weight of collective human greed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperinflation from collective delusion
EPITAPH
"It was alive for sixty minutes. It lived like it would never die. It died like it never lived."
