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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the primordial soup of Solana's memecoin ecosystem, we observe a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a stillborn whale, BULLSHIT's 273% price swing served only to shuffle wealth between its 60 holders—mostly concentrated in the pockets of ten ambitious predators. Like a mayfly that never made it past the chrysalis, this token's authorities were revoked not out of principle, but out of necessity: there was nothing left to authorize.