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WOLKSWAGEM: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the WOLKSWAGEM token, a creature that emerged into the Solana savanna fully formed yet mysteriously stillborn. With merely three holders clutching the entire supply and a liquidity pool drier than a beetle's wit, this specimen managed to lose 42.6% of its value in its first and only breath. A remarkable achievement in financial entropy.