SEALWIENER/7P8K..pump
FLATLINED
sealwiener

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull disguised as earnest venture

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-9.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$9.0K
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.17B
Price USD
$2.17e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Sealwiener's Brief, Catastrophic Journey Into Void

Here we observe sealwiener in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it lived for precisely zero hours before succumbing to the relentless forces of market indifference. Three holders clutched desperately at their worthless tokens as liquidity evaporated like morning dew, a poignant reminder that even the most whimsically-named assets cannot escape the laws of financial gravity.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$9.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull disguised as earnest venture
Patient Note

Born at launch, dead by breakfast—sealwiener proved that on Solana, even a token's lifespan can be measured in dog years.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
98.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
013wFb...Tuax98.22%
02327N...aeQC1.56%
03Ew2L...ygn50.22%