CAUSE OF DEATH
Space Puppy's Tragic Zero-Hour Collapse
Here we observe the Space Puppy, a creature that never drew breath before expiring. Born into a ruthless ecosystem where 42 hopeful holders clutched their bags, only to watch 98.5% of wealth concentrate in the hands of a cabal, the poor beast's $19,000 trading volume proved merely the sound of its own liquidation. In nature, we call this a pump-and-dump; in Solana, we simply call it Tuesday.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, immediate rug-pull
EPITAPH
"Here lies JUDE: it achieved immortality on the blockchain, even as its investors achieved the opposite."