CAUSE OF DEATH
POPCAT: A Feline Defies Financial Gravity
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that refuses to die despite all evolutionary pressures suggesting it should. With a liquidity pool smaller than a startup's beer budget and volume barely exceeding its market cap, POPCAT persists in that curious state between life and taxidermy. Yet the revocation of both mint and freeze authorities suggests someone, at some point, actually cared about this creature's welfare.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Miraculously avoided—still purring
EPITAPH
"In a sea of rug pulls and honeypots, POPCAT achieved the impossible: it remained boring enough to survive."