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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic wealth concentration and acute illiquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$1.7K
-1.3% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$8.13
Holders
145
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$1.51B
Price USD
$1.51e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

BEERMAN's Five-Day Collapse: A Cautionary Tale

Here we observe the carcass of BEERMAN, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 98.4% of its wealth in merely ten hands—a mathematical arrangement that makes a monarchy look diversified. In just 125 hours, this digital amber dream managed to lose its lustre, its liquidity pooling to a modest $3,680, whilst its 178 holders watched helplessly as their investment fermented into regret.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$8.13 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic wealth concentration and acute illiquidity
Patient Note

One last pour for BEERMAN: proof that revoking authorities doesn't prevent the ultimate authority—mathematics.

Holders

§ 04 · 145 wallets
Top 1
93.8%
Top 5
98.3%
Top 10
98.9%
01AHAW...bw8e93.85%
025WoE...82GW2.07%
03Hp9z...umjC1.07%
04BfBY...dbnwAUTOPSY1.00%
053zav...4yjw0.26%
06FS4Q...SNHA0.19%
07GHxD...jRmz0.16%
08CrwY...BtVt0.13%
09BsjB...TEpJ0.10%
10JziS...4a4k0.09%