CAUSE OF DEATH
Trolls Token: Three Hours of Magnificent Chaos
In the beginning, there was chaos—beautiful, profitable chaos. The trolls arrived at dawn, pumped 121% by noon, and by dusk had accumulated $564,137 in volume despite their three-hour existence. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum and fills it with memes, liquidity, and the irrepressible human desire to make money before the music stops.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Not dead yet, merely exhausted from sprinting
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left a very confused bag of holders"