CAUSE OF DEATH
STONKS: A Microsecond Romance Ends in Ruin
Born at dawn with grand ambitions, STONKS experienced what can only be described as a financial blink—existing for mere hours before its liquidity evaporated like morning dew in the Serengeti. The four remaining holders, clutching their bags in the darkness, represent the final witnesses to a collapse so swift that even the blockchain itself seemed embarrassed to record it.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity drainage, instant rug pull execution
EPITAPH
"It was not the -69.8% that killed STONKS; it was the cruel arithmetic that only four believers remained to witness it."
