USEFUL IDIOTS/748H..pump
FLATLINED
Useful Idiots

Useful Idiots748Hn8aAYAXXU7kQd3YXHs34u5xoVxakyDZTmPcpump

$UI748H..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Centralized wallets, vanished liquidity, mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
Volume 24h
$0.4200
Holders
9
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.61B
Price USD
$2.61e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Useful Idiots: A Study in Spectacular Irrelevance

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the carcass of Useful Idiots—a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of having zero liquidity while somehow still breathing. Like a creature that evolved exclusively for extinction, it accumulated eleven holders in five days, each watching their investment evaporate with the patience of a predator that's already won. The specimen's $1.15 daily volume suggests even the vultures found it too sparse to bother with.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0.4200 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Centralized wallets, vanished liquidity, mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

Here lies UI: proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke a fundamentally stupid idea.

Holders

§ 04 · 9 wallets
Top 1
99.2%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01DVM7...xgrs99.19%
022K5D...9BdN0.78%
038psN...VRtf0.01%
048iTo...oVkA0.01%
05CiLG...5RDK0.01%
06Gff8...MoK40.00%
079hvc...TAsC0.00%
089LNU...5xqb0.00%
09B1r1...rKha0.00%