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FARTMAN: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never quite drew its first breath. Born mere hours ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, FARTMAN has achieved the remarkable distinction of generating substantial volume while simultaneously possessing absolutely nowhere for that volume to go—a financial perpetual motion machine of pure desperation.

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