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Poopcat: A Newborn's Tragic Seventy-Hour Demise

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born into existence mere hours ago, only to experience a catastrophic -70.3% hemorrhage before drawing its final breath. The top ten holders, clutching 99.6% of the token's worthless corpse, have orchestrated what can only be described as a masterclass in coordinated abandonment. With zero liquidity and thirty-one bewildered witnesses, Poopcat has achieved the rare distinction of dying before it was ever truly alive.