CAUSE OF DEATH
Funky Cat's Sudden Cardiac Arrest at Birth
In the savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen: the Get Back Funky Cat, which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it ever truly lived. Born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a stillborn kitten, it managed to hemorrhage half its value while three holders—likely the parents and a bewildered midwife—watched in stunned silence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, concentration toxicity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it lost fifty percent—a triumph of Solana's egalitarian spirit, where even the most aggressively funky cats are democratically worthless."
