CAUSE OF DEATH
Alien House: One Hour Wonder, Forever Tomb
In the primordial swamps of Solana, a new lifeform emerged, gasped for air, and expired before its first sunset. The Alien House specimen, merely sixty minutes old, was strangled at birth by the very mathematics of its own design—a concentration of wealth so acute it could only conclude in spectacular collapse. Here lies a token that managed to achieve what most life forms require epochs to accomplish: complete irrelevance in under an hour.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It came from the stars with great promise, only to return to them as cosmic dust, having enriched exactly nobody but the 96.5% who owned everything."
