CAUSE OF DEATH
Slop Investors: Born Toxic, Died Instantly
In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen so fundamentally broken it never drew breath. Twelve holders clutching their worthless tokens like mourners at a funeral they themselves orchestrated. With zero liquidity and the top ten controlling 100% of supply, this was not a market—it was a mausoleum.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, instant collapse
EPITAPH
"It lasted zero hours and still managed to disappoint everyone equally."