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Lou's One-Hour Extinction Event

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a remarkable phenomenon: a token so young it never learned to walk, yet plummeted with the grace of a wounded wildebeest. The 87% price collapse within mere hours suggests Lou experienced what we in the financial world call 'aggressive market correction'—though the holders clustered at the top would simply call it 'Tuesday.' One hour old, already fossilized.