CAUSE OF DEATH
Alba: Born, Pumped, and Promptly Eviscerated
In its mere sixty minutes of existence, Alba experienced what most tokens aspire to in a lifetime: a meteoric rise, a catastrophic 67% collapse, and the complete abandonment of its liquidity pools. Like a mayfly with a Telegram group, it burned brilliantly and briefly, leaving behind only 112 bewildered holders and the bitter taste of financial Darwinism.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute liquidity drainage with severe concentration necrosis
EPITAPH
"Here lies Alba: proof that revoking authorities means nothing when ninety percent of holders are already heading for the exits."