CAUSE OF DEATH
Goldman Sacks: A One-Hour Obituary
In the peculiar ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—the Goldman Sacks token, which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it had properly lived. With seventeen holders clinging to its digital carcass like remoras on a deceased whale, and ninety-nine point seven percent of the supply concentrated in the hands of the top ten, this token entered the world already suffering from terminal inequality. It expired after merely sixty minutes, a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers for approximately forty-five seconds before everyone moved on.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration and instantaneous rug architecture
EPITAPH
"Here lies SACKS: it promised Goldman-grade sophistication and delivered only the sack—specifically, one that was immediately emptied."
