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Perrito: Born at Dawn, Dead by Dusk

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly lived—a token born mere hours ago, already decomposing under the weight of its own mathematical improbability. With 82.5% of its worthless tokens concentrated in a handful of wallets and zero liquidity to speak of, Perrito experienced what we might call a 'flash crash,' though that would imply it ever truly existed. Like a mayfly at a funeral, it had neither the time nor the infrastructure to become anything but a cautionary tale.